Calling remote workers 'colonizers' is quite the stretch. And the 'innovation requires collision' argument is nostalgia dressed up as strategy. Linux, Wikipedia, and open-source software were all built by distributed teams. The real data shows that forced return-to-office policies are driving away top talent - 64% of workers would consider quitting if forced back full-time. In a knowledge economy, your competitive advantage IS your people, and they're telling you what they want.
Workers wanting something and it being economically optimal are different things. Workers also want four-day weeks, unlimited PTO, and free snacks - that doesn't make them productivity multipliers. The companies doubling down on remote are often the same ones doing mass layoffs. Meanwhile, Apple, Google, and JPMorgan are bringing people back because they understand that culture, collaboration, and accountability erode when everyone's just a Slack avatar. The hybrid compromise exists for a reason.